ok but what about a robot discovering a mood ring and wearing it all the time and whenever a human asks what they’re feeling, they just show them their hand and say “this color”
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How about a robot who gets a mood ring thinking that it will allow him to experience moods?
i lost my mood ring
i dont know how i feel about this
Things new KPOP fans say
- Fan: So who's that guy in f(x)?
- Fan: Which is a better group? Girl's Generation or SNSD?
- Fan: Who's the blonde one?
- Fan: How do you memorize Super Junior's members?
- Fan: What is 'sasaeng'?
- Fan: Did he just cuss?!
- Fan: Why do their songs start with 'JYP' I mean seriously what does it even mean who's JYP?
- Fan: Ring ding dong? The heck is that?
- Fan: Are those even real words?
- Fan: What's with the wrong grammar?
- Fan: YesAsia? What's that?
- Fan: What do you mean you can't choose between the albums A, B and C? What's the difference?
- Fan: Why are you so obsessed with photo cards?
- Fan: Why are you laughing so hard it's just a variety show.
Voldemort is a lot like a teenage girl.
He has a diary, a favourite ring and necklace, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.
anonymity-is-for-the-strategic-:
There’s a boy in my mind and he knows
I am thinking of him
all my way through the day and the night
stars shine above meRing a bell for anyone?
MY HEART GOES SHALALALALALA SHALALALA IN THE MOOOORNIIIIIIING
Anything ringng?
omg
why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying
- the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
- ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
- it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died
and fucking died
humpty dumpty committed suicide
jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull
A BABY FELL OUT A TREE
will you marry me? *pulls an onion ring from pocket*
my english teacher used to collect street signs until her students began to steal them for her
like they stole a street sign
that said the street name
they also stole a stop sign in front of this loop in front of my school
and all 100 kids were like stealing signs
my english teacher was the head of a crime ring
I bet the principal didn’t want to believe it…
even though all the signs were there
get out


